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Don't put me in a fucking box.
actual omegle conversation i just had
Stranger: POTTER
You: MALFOY
Stranger: You're gay lmao
Stranger: Nice one, me
You: not as gay as you rofl
You: nice one, me
Stranger: I'll tell mY FATHER YOU SAID THIS
You: I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOUR FATHER THINKS, MALFOY
Stranger: WH
Stranger: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY FATHER IS A GREAT WIZARD
Stranger: HE COULD KICK YOUR ASS IN WIZARD CHESS
You: WIZARD CHESS IS FOR NARGLES YOU PIECE OF SHIT FERRET
Stranger: woW
Stranger: IM
Stranger: ABOUT TO WRITE A LETTER TO MY FATHER
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
You: WRITE IT. HE WON'T ANSWER
Stranger: IM
Stranger: YOU'RE RIGHT
Stranger: *DADDY ISSUES*
You: LISTEN KID. I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS OKAY
Stranger: YEAH THATS RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID HALF BLOOD
Stranger: Ha, nice one me
You: AT LEAST I'M NOT RELATED TO A PSYCHO BITCH
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: FUCK YOU ILL TELL MY FATHER
Stranger: AND THEN HE'LL BE /REALLY/ MAD BECAUSE ITS RELATING TO HIM
You: HE WOOOOOONT CARE BECAUSE ITS COMING FROM YOU
Stranger: FUCK U POTTER
Stranger: AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD
You: YOU WISH YOU COULD FUCK ME MALFOY
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: WOT
Stranger: FUCK YOU POTTER I WISH NO SUCK THING
You: are... are you for real?
Stranger: im
Stranger: nO
Stranger: I'm not gay clearly
You: you want me?
Stranger: NO
You: malfoy... i've loved yoU SINCE THIRD YEAR
Stranger: woT
Stranger: REALLY?
Stranger: I
You: YES
Stranger: IVE LOVED YOU SINCE SECOND SO
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: BEAT YOU AT THAT POTTER
You: NORMALLY I HATE THAT BUT NOW I FIND IT ATTRACTIVE
Stranger: OH POTTER
You: OH MALFOY
Posted: 3 hours ago with 344 notes REBLOG

dhhyey:

George’s son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school, terrified, and keeps asking if George is ok.
George reassures him that everything is alright, but asks why he was asking that. George’s son explains that he thought his father had died, because he could have sworn that he had seen a ghost who looked just like him joking around with the older students…

Posted: 3 hours ago with 568 notes REBLOG

all-the-feels-is-killing-me:

First time on tumblr:

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Now:

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pukingpastilles:

The aftermath of this drawing, inspired by none other than the magnificent dysonrules :3

OK TRYING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FORMAT COMICS FOR TUMBLR sorry everyone ;n;

I’ll figure out a better system by the next comic, promise ;n;

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU SAY YES

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(via amnesicartisan)

clracomalfoy:

When a wizard is born, everything is in black and white. When they make eye contact with their soulmates, the world gets color.

Drarry AU: When he grew up with the Dursley’s, Harry assumed that he was genetically colorblind. It was a pain in the arse, but it was manageable. He had never known any different.

Of course, when Hagrid shows up, his whole world is turned upside down. Magic and owls and broomsticks and soulmates? How did he get into this mess? 

And a month later he is on the way to Hogwarts boarding the train with Ron Weasley, smiling and joking, when Hermione Granger walks into their compartment and walks out as the room train colors before them. Ron was quite understandably offended. “Honestly Harry, I’m not bad looking! I mean the freckles are a bit off-putting but- that was just rude!”

When inside Hogwarts Harry meets Draco Malfoy, who is the most vivid anything Harry’s ever seen. White-blonde hair and smirking features all carved out. It takes him a moment to get over the shock of meeting his soulmate and then Malfoy not mentioning it. And then to add insult to injury, he’s a total arsehole. Harry thinks that there must’ve been a mistake. Malfoy can’t be his soulmate. He’s cruel and insulting. Obviously, he didn’t even recognize Harry!

In his Second Year, when they are masquerading as Crabbe and Goyle, Harry figures out why. Malfoy is actually genetically colorblindHe has no idea that Harry is his soulmate. He never will if Harry doesn’t tell him (which seems to be his best option.)

In Fourth Year, he asks Professor Sprout if his roots are supposed to be purple or dark red. She answers without hesitation, but everyone else in the class turns around to him and stares. Harry realizes his mistake and blushes visibly. He has no idea how to explain how no one knows who his soulmate is.

He hastily explains that they’re trying to keep it quiet until the tournament is over, which leads everyone to believe it’s a girl from one of the two opposing schools. He is off the hook until he lets it slip that his soulmate is a he. Everyone is then wondering which one of the boys it is, and Harry gets teased mercilessly from Malfoy. 

In sixth year, Harry knows something is up with Malfoy. He can feel it. He tries breaking into the Room of Requirement countless times to find out what Malfoy is doing in there with no avail. Malfoy looks tired and stressed constantly, and Harry wanted to hug him and tell him everything would be all right.

Right after Christmas break, Parkinson stands up in the middle of the Great Hall waving her arms wildly and whistling, demanding everyone’s attention. She claims that she has waited six long years to tell everyone, but she is actually Malfoy’s soulmate. She explains his genetic colorblindness, that Goyle told her about yesterday, and says that she never knew the right time to tell him but here we are! Malfoy looks up, entirely shocked. He scans the Great Hall, full of confused onlookers and storms out. Harry knows how it looks, but he follows him straight to the Girls’s Lavatory. Harry can’t believe she’d sink so low as to lie to him. He has to set the record straight.

Harry tells him in a whisper, but the look on his face says that he most definitely heard. Draco stalks over to Harry, asks why are you doing this, please, are you lying to me?

Harry shakes his head and laughs bitterly, “Honestly, why would I make that up?”

Draco laughs back, “God, it seems like the world is playing a sick joke on me this year. I knew I felt different after meeting you, but I just passed it off as hatred.”

They must spend hours, talking in the bathroom, but once Draco leaves, it’s the last he speaks to him. At the end of the year, Draco attempts to kill Dumbledore. Harry knows he won’t go through with it, but it hurts. The boy who he loves trying to kill a sort-of father figure for him. It’s a different kind of pain than Harry has experienced.  A burning flame of betrayal and heartbreak.

Draco doesn’t identify him in the next year, barely puts up a fight for his wand to be taken, looks at Harry guiltily. Harry knows that Draco feels the same way he does. He sees it all over his face.

The Battle of Hogwarts and with their confrontation in the Room of Requirement laying heavy on Harry’s mind, he thinks it’s going to be okay, The way the Malfoys refused to fight for Voldemort, the way Draco couldn’t even manage to say he didn’t love Harry, the look in Draco’s eyes once he realized that Harry was alive, Harry knows it’s going to be okay.

saintsghost:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

madameatomicbomb:

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

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This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

Wait really?????? I loved that film! This is a tragedy!

(via amnesicartisan)

killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

(Source: yugichrist, via explodingpandabears)

clracomalfoy:

my fave thing is when draco always teases harry like “you smell like you’re still in middle school potter honestly get some new cologne”

and harry tries to get new cologne and malfoy scrunches his nose and shakes his head and says “that’s worse! did you steal that cologne from weasley ew”

and…

Posted: 5 hours ago with 2,247 notes REBLOG

all-the-feels-is-killing-me:

If all the English texts in class were replaced with fanfictions:

There would be people who’d be:

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and:

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